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ITEM #2
Our second item is of interest both for the story itself
and the origins of it’s arrival into cyberspace. Possibly the first ever internet
VIRAL VIDEO, the clip first appeared in 1991 on the computer
BULLETIN BOARDS that were a pre-cursor to the
WORLD WIDE WEB that we know today. The events it reports on actually took place some 21 years earlier in November 1970 on a beach near the pacific north-west coastal town of
FLORENCE, OREGON in the USA.
For many years stories and rumours of an exploding whale were thought to be an urban legend, until the video news footage below surfaced in 1991 after first being reported on in a 1990 article by syndicated humour columnist
DAVE BARRY in the
MIAMI HERALD newspaper, which in turn brought the events to widespread public attention. From here it continued to float around cyberspace, finding it’s way onto the WWW, once that was invented in the mid 1900’s. Flash forward to the present day, where fast internet connections and the emergence of online video sharing services have ensured that the "
exploding whale video" is more prevalent today than ever before.
Now to the meat of our story. (
pun intended) A large
dead whale washed up on the local beach. Originally reported as being a
GREY WHALE, but later determined by marine biologists to be a
SPERM WHALE about 14m long. It was also decided that disposal and clean up of the giant mammal came under the umbrella of the
OREGON HIGHWAY DIVISION. Here’s where the problem starts as I see it.
Dale Allen, the departments Chief Engineer was away on a hunting trip at the time, so the operation was entrusted to a young deputy engineer
George Thornton, featured in the video.
George, after consulting with some sources in the
US Navy, possibly from the "
Large Missiles Dept", decided it would be best to
EXPLODE the whale into millions of tiny pieces, which would in turn be further processed and redistributed back into nature by seagulls and other such scavenger birds. Sounds good so far right. Well, call it neivety, or just youthful enthusiasm on the part of George, but I reckon there’s a certain look in his eyes when interviewed in the video that says to me "
Yeah, I’m gonna BLOW the HECK out of this whale… show him who’s boss… and there ain’t a darn thing Dale can do to stop me". That’s just my reading of the situation. Either that or Georges brother was the local dynamite distributor.
In fact, I’m going to as far as to speculate that George and his brother Rory (
actual existence to be confirmed) got together over a few beers early in the week, when the whale first appeared and thought "
Yup…. reckon we could totally blow that thing up man… it’d be COOL" I mean think about it. Why else was the state’s
HIGHWAY DIVISION getting involved in something happening on a
BEACH. Surely the mater of a dead whale on a beach comes under the jurisdiction of the
Dept of Nature,
The Parks Dept or at very least the local chapter of
BayWatch. I know it was 1970 and they’re all still getting over the hazy effects of the 60’s, but seriously, what were these guys
smoking back then to leave George in charge.
So anywhoo…. they rigged up the explosives, stood back,
pressed the plunger…. and you can see the rest for yourself…
Still hungry for more cetacean disintegration… ?